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bagnusmane:

This girl at the train station had this bag and I can’t stop laughing because it’s basicall how we talk on tumblr





ticytacs:

ladyinterior:

Paper Art, Maude White

and I didn’t want to cut out bat silhouettes 


Tagged as: art,

guy:

when you get introduced to your friend’s friends and they already seem comfortable around you

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shieldposts:

I bet there are labels like this all over Avengers tower



nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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fullmetalnoodlist:

real gamers eat their video games




charlesoberonn:

ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

Ballseye






ourwayswillchange:

22 Stunning Examples Of Animal Body Art


Tagged as: art, bruh,

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 




ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn




everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again




lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”




fygirlcrush:

I’ll hear out valid criticisms of Lorde but if you shit on a 17 year old girl’s appearance you can fuck off into oblivion





acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

FUCKING NAILED IT



ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT